Friday 10 August 2012

Shite List

1. The cashier at Sultan Center asking me if I have 9 fils in change?.......... repeatedly.
2. Mitt Romney...................calm down homeboy.
3. My wisdom teeth.............now you decide to make an appearance?


Does anyone have anger to talk about?  

3 comments:

Dr.roN said...

1. 9 fils... seriously?!?! I thought 1 fil coins are unique collector's items present day.

2. Heh... Mitt Romney? *shrugs* :P

3. Wisdom teeth, I always wondered why they're called so, just brings pain and suffering rather than any enlightenment.


My shite list:
1. Pizza delivery man. Angrily complains about climbing 3 flights of stairs to reach my flat because my building elevator was broken. I am paying you KD 0.750 you fat slob, EARN IT!

2. Pizza telemarketing guy. Calls and talks in Arabic, the only words I understood was 'pizza', 'special offer' and '3.500 KD'. Then the following conversation ensued:
Me: Sorry, do you speak English?
Telemarketer 1: English?
Me: Yes?
*10 second pause*
Telemarketer 2: Hello?
Me: Yes?
Telemarketer 2: *speaks in Arabic*
Me: *Hangs up*
YOU GUYS JUST WASTED 5 MINUTES OF MY LIFE!!!

LifestyleShenanigans said...

Dr.roN,

LOL! You cracked me up! Finally someone releases anger!

Anonymous said...

1. Walked around work all happy the other day thinking it was Thursday when it was really Wednesday. What a setback.

2. Bought an outfit not too long ago ... tried it on only to find it no longer fits. Hello gym!