Stupid Waiters

I will be adding a segment to my blog "Stupid Waiters" whenever I have a bad experience with really really dumb waiters.


The following incident happened last night at Lorenzino Cafe in Avenues.


My Friend: May I have the pepper steak?
Me: Waiting for the waiter to ask how my friend likes his steak............nothing.
Me: He likes his steak medium
Waiter: Medium well done?
My Friend: No Medium
Waiter: Pause, medium well cook? Indian head shake where you dont know if its a yes or a no.
All of us: Shaking our head and ignore him.
Me: I would like the Moroccan tea
Waiter comes with all our orders. (Friends steak is so over done it tastes like leather) doesn't complain.
My tea is repulsive.
Me: I don't like my tea I want to change it.
Waiter: errrrrrrrrr I don't know madam i will ask my manager
Waiter comes back: Madam am sorry I will change for something else but will charge you.
Other friend is fuming: Bring me your manager!
Manager: Sorry madam we cant change your Harrods tea it is very costly.
Me: It says Lipton (smirking)
Waiter and Manager: Both look at each other, don't say a word and remove the tea.