Saturday 13 October 2012

Doctor's Anonymous

I have been suffering from an eye infection all week, and decided to go to see an Opthamologist at Hadi. I had a very odd encounter, below are the details.

Me: Hello, I woke up with pain on my eyelid
Doctor: Let me examine your eyes
Doctor: Its an infection, but nothing to worry about
Me: How can I reduce the puffiness, I have a wedding to attend on Friday
Doctor: oooooooooooh, is it your weeding?
Me: No, a family friend wedding
Doctor: Sitting back in his chair, with a very very very old and off James Bond-ish humorish slur, I will treat you only on one condition, if you invite me to the wedding, hahahahahahaha him being the only one laughing.
Me: No thank you, thinking to myself, why me?? WHY????????

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