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Odd Encounters

The following conversation took place recently when I went to have insoles fitted for my trainers:

Dr: Try them on they will feel weird at first but you have to wear them whenever you exercise
Me: I will try my best, you know Dr., my ankle sprain was the worst thing to that could have happened
Dr. Are you married?
Me: No
Dr. Ok, when you get married, that will be the worst thing to ever happen to you. I have been married for 20 years, and I have the right to say that!
Me: Stunned, slowly got up thanked her and left!